dirkallen asked:There just fine the way they are.!!! ; )
Whyyyyy!? I have fat thighs!!!! Maybe! If you keeo talking to me :)
Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all
And DTrix’s version <3
Why are we not besties?
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
Jessica Vanessa Big Booty Twerking
…I humbly submit there is a deplorable lack of booty happening in my life right now.
I need my butt to jiggle like that!
I need a booty… STAT!